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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Europe/Austria - Craving for his body and his power

(Anonymous) 2015-04-30 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
For many it's more lust than love, but it doesn't change the fact that they want him for themselves, both person and land. Weave me a dark tale of desire, treachery and war, where everyone wants Austria and he plays it to his advantage like the badass manipulative empire he is. Historical references are love.

No love-sick pining nations though, please! We're talking about Europe at its most vicious, where everyone is playing for power and prestige. I want to see the European nations at their most ruthless, all trying to get the better of Austria. Who is the winner at the end of the day? It's hard to tell. It's a dangerous dance that may well destroy them all, Austria himself included.

Bonus 1: It ultimately ends in SpAus (I would like it if they did separate when the Habsburg empire fell apart, but got back together later on) (Double bonus if Spain openly stakes his claim during a modern day World Conference and Austria lets him)
Bonus 2: Some focus on the relationship of the BTT and how it's tangled into the mess. All three of them want Austria in their own way, but their brotherly bond remains strong even through this kind of messed up situation.
Bonus 3: The reason why Italy joined the Allies in WWI is because he coveted Austrian lands. True fact. Dark Italy/Austria. Go for it.

Greece/Fem!Turkey - Dancing

(Anonymous) 2015-04-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
A fic involving fem!Turkey, Greece and dancing. It could be any kind of dance, from tango to Aegean's traditional dances or even belly dancing. Dancing at a club, dancing at a wedding, prom night, waltz etc. They're all good.

If it's belly dancing, it would be interesting to see fem!Turkey dancing for Greece. Preferably they're in a pre-established relationship. If it's another sort of dance, this is not needed. Bonus points if they're both really, really good dancers.

America— comedy, someone finally calls him out on 'the fat thing'

(Anonymous) 2015-05-01 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Just to clarify— I don't want to see America morbidly obese or something like that, I don't actually hate him. But let's say— he's been putting on weight. Maybe halfway into the overweight category, and since this is canonverse and Hetalia's a comedy show maybe make the 'obesity epidemic' a literal sickness, like nation fleas.
Someone calls him out on it, commence large-scale shaming by other nations. The more stupid fat people jokes the better.
B1: can we involve Canada trying to make a joke at America's expense, but trailing off awkwardly halfway through, because he doesn't want to make anyone angry?

Two Plus Two Equals Pain

(Anonymous) 2015-05-02 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, it certainly seems like the 'Big Mac' franchise lives up to it's name."

"Shut up, France," America groaned. "I'm not that big."

"No, but if I recall correctly," France darted a pinch at the protruding stomach flab, "you've haven't been this chubby since you were a perfectly healthy toddler. Now, you are not so healthy."

America tucked his arms around his stomach protectively, glaring at the Frenchman. "Hey! I've been eating junk for a normal human's lifetime, and this just happened now! It's because my obesity rate is going up. What do you know, you stupid, cheese-eating, surrender monkey? If it wasn't for me, you'd be speaking German right now!"

France raised his hands in defense. "Do not have a heart attack, America! There is no need to increase the risks of hospitalization with such intense anger sky-rocketing your blood pressure. I am only saying that it is unfortunate what has happened to you. But you are right - this is more to do with your people than the sickening trash you put in your mouth. Not everyone can have my sexy population, who contribute to my seductive and toned body, honhonhon!" He rubbed down his chest and over his sides as he brought up his own nation.

America wasn't amused. "I can still pop you in the face."

"And risk going into premature labor, you bloody twit?" Britain quipped as he entered the meeting room.

The conference wasn't set to start for another half hour. Most of the nations had not yet arrived, but were well on their way. America was only there so early due to being the host, and France and Britain were almost always one of the first to settle into place.

"I told you this would happen," he continued, crossing his arms. "You look dreadfully pregnant. Maybe you should consider laying off the fried butter."

America jolted. "What!? There's no way I'm that big! How far along do I look?"

"I'd say six months at the least."

France pouted. "Why do you threaten me yet take his words to heart?"

"Because you're always a narcissist about your appearance! Britain's just nuts about his fairies," America explained, ripping hands away from his baby-like belly. It did not look right.

Britain growled. "The fairies are real! You can't see them because you are non-believers!"

"Of course, Angleterre." France snorted. "I already have an intervention planned for you, later. For now, we must deal with America's problem before he eats himself to death!"

"DUDE! We already established that this is my people's fault, not mine! I train, like, all the time!" the Yankee protested.

France planed a calming hand on his shoulder, which America glanced at with contempt.

"Just promise me you will not turn to more grease for comfort. It is not right."

"Is...that a joke...about my economy?"

The three jumped, giving little, unmanly shrieks. The Mediterranean country watched them with bored eyes from his designated seat half a dozen chairs down.

"Greece!? What the hell are you doing here!?" Britain demanded. "When did you get here!?"

"About...six minutes ago," he replied. His eyes hardened. "Were you joking about my economy?"

"No!" Britain retorted as France grabbed a hold of America's shoulders, seemingly in a panic.

"America! Listen to me! In English, his name is spelled with three 'e's and a 'c'! Not two 'e's, and 's' and an 'a'! Do not try to drip strange objects into him! - Unless that object is your co- "

America shoved the man into the table. "Dude! I'm not that dumb!"

Britain jumped at the chance to prove himself more mature than his rival. "That's right, frog! While the bugger isn't the brightest crayon in the box by no means, he can still tell the difference between a person and food." His sense of sarcasm added, without thinking, "For now."

The Yankee grimaced. "I hate you both. I'm not a cannibal!"

Meanwhile, Greece closed his eyes for a short catnap. The Italy brothers hurried into the meeting room.

"God damn it, Veneziano! We're so late we've missed the whole thing!" Romano yelled.

His brother cowered. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But it really was your turn to set the alarm clock!"

"I did! You pressed snooze too many times!"

"It's not my fault you're a heavy sleeper!"

America forced himself to relax. "Guys, you've still got a good twenty-five minutes to go before we start. Don't worry."

The two were relieved, until they got a good look at their host. Romano sweat dropped before bursting into laughter while Veneziano was utterly mortified.

"See, you bastard? This is what happens when you turn our food into Olive Garden shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"B-B-But! Big brother! We've been packing on weight, too!" Veneziano cried. "Our stomachts aren't flat anymore! What if we end up like that!?"

Romano smacked him over the head. "Idiot! Hehehaha. We're not fat. It's just a tiny amount of pudge over our pants waist. Hahaehehe! I always knew America was an ass, but now he's literally a fatass. It matches his ego now!"

Veneziano wasn't convinced. In fact, he began to bawl about his 'horrible fate,' and how he really needs to train with Germany now.

Britain snickered.

France turned on him. "Do not be so quick to laugh, Britain. After all, you consume more McDonalds than either of the Italy brothers do. You're probably next."

America tightened his hands into fists. "I'm still here, you know," he said through clenched teeth.

At that moment, Cuba and Canada (along with Kumajiro) entered the meeting room.

"Again, I'm sorry for mistaking you for your brother again. We can get some ice cream aft...er..." Cuba trailed off at the sight of America. "Now I really feel stupid for thinking you were him. You don't look anything alike!"

Canada blinked. "Uh..."

Kumajiro lifted his snout to look at his owner. "Who's the fatso?"

"What the HELL!" America exploded. "Why is the bear making fun of me, too!? Cuba's ten times bigger than me!"

Cuba's eyes lit on fire. "Excuse me!? I'm not fat! IF ANYONE'S FAT, IT'S YOU!"

And before anyone else could make another joke, America and Cuba lunged across the table at each other.

Britain, France, and Canada watched in horror as the two butterballs collided, and broke said table in half. It even startled Greece awake for once. Romano was absolutely hooting with laughter, clutching his sides, while Veneziano swaying in place, presumably ready to faint.

Canada's lips twitched. "Uh, well, I guess you guys should lay off the, uh, junk more...often. Uh, ha?"

Thankfully, he had gone invisible as the two blondes tried to help the other two up and Romano caught his brother before he fell on top of him. Greece quietly phoned the emergency hotline for an ambulance or two.

Everyone else on their way to the meeting was surprised by the text they received from Britain, three minutes later, that declared the conference delayed until the next day.

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Viola. It was fun to write, but I feel like I failed at the jokes. Hope you liked it, OP.

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Itacest or Gen, Boss very concerned over affectionate!Italies

(Anonymous) 2015-05-01 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, the Italies get a boss (old, new, historical, vague, whatever) who decides that these Nations of his (or hers) are much too devoted, especially with each other (this does not have to be true). So, the boss goes all out trying to make them more 'respectable.' Ex: no clinging to each other, random long hugs, no sleeping in the same bed, etc. Maybe he thinks the Italies are 'too close' for just brothers, or fears that they will be perceived that way.

Romano, who is the most stubborn little shit when motivated correctly, ropes his little brother into undermining every rule this boss sets up. They sit in the same chair (but in such a way that they're not actually touching), make almost inappropriate noises while eating and staring at each other meaningfully. Either until the boss quits or can no longer run for office (or dies or stops, anon chooses).

I would like to note that the Italies from the start of the story are more touchy-feely than might be considered normal in Italy, not that they're being affectionate with each other at all is strange.

Bonus 1: The whole fiasco does end up turning their relationship from platonic to romantic.
Bonus 2: Several Nations actively help the Italies.
Bonus 3: The brothers end up doing something super public and doting, and while the boss freaks out, the public's reaction is more 'meh'.

Re: Itacest or Gen, Boss very concerned over affectionate!Italies

(Anonymous) 2015-05-01 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! And Holy Heavens! This first bonus is just gorgeous.

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Germany + Japan + Sweden - Silent office buddies

(Anonymous) 2015-05-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a story centered on these three relatively socially awkward people developing friendship with each other at the office where they all work. Picking up non verbal cues, understanding what the others mean with few words and of course taking walks with their dogs. I want their friendship to remain platonic but if you want to ship anyone with someone else that's not a problem.

Bonus 1: the rest of the nordics, the east asians and the germanic groups get to play some part of the story.

US/UK or gen - America tells England off

(Anonymous) 2015-05-01 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen fics where England is a dick and America reaches a breaking point, but they always have woobie America who needs Canada to come to the rescue.

For this I'd like to see a more mature America who has been good-naturedly putting up with England's dickery because he loves him (or because they're friends if you go the gen route) but he's had enough. And tells England off.

Not looking for anything too angsty. No other pairings besides USUK, please.

(Yes, I realize America is guilty of being a dick too but for this fic I'd like it to be on England.)

England + Sealand - Age Swap

(Anonymous) 2015-05-02 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Due to some magical mishap, England is reverted back to his child form (both physically and mentally) and Sealand is turned into an adult. Cue shenanigans.

Bonus 1: Sealand takes the chance to attend a World Conference disguised as England, and finds that being a real nation isn't as awesome as he thought. Whether he gets found out by the other nations or not is up to A!Anon, but I would like for the charade to succeed for a good while at least.

Bonus 2: Sealand tried to be mean to little England at the beginning but eventually falls to Chibirisu's cuteness. Fluffy bonding with Sealand being a surprisingly good older brother, please! Little England deserves lots of love.

Re: England + Sealand - Age Swap

(Anonymous) 2015-05-31 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED! HOLY MOLY WOULD I LIKE TO SEE THAT!

Itacest: Hurt

(Anonymous) 2015-05-02 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Romano doesn't particularly like his little brother. He loves him, yes, because he's his brother, but he will always berate him and treat him like dirt for as long as the idiot keeps triggering his inferiority complex.

Veneziano is in love with his older brother. There are qualities he loves about Romano, such as his stubbornness and how much he can get done if he puts his mind to it. He loves how delicate Romano is with his tomato garden, the good food he can cook, and how pleasant his brother is when in a good mood. He absolutely adores the moments when Romano is willingly affectionate towards him.

Which is why how openly hateful Romano is towards him hurts more than the fact his (secret) love is unrequited.

Re: Itacest: Hurt

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Does it have to be unrequited ? Like can Romano live him secretly also ?

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Ensemble - Only nations can produce children.

(Anonymous) 2015-05-03 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Be it due to a curse, biological warfare, aliens attacking or a reason no one knows, but normal humans can no longer have children. Now this creates allot of distress and panic until they start to realize that humans actually can have children, but only with nations, which then creates a whole lot of other problems.
I'm looking for different outcomes to this where some nations flee from their citizens with their significant others. Others stay and "do their duty" which more or less results in the becoming breeding cattle be it for a select few or for as many as possible. Maybe the boss decides to protect and hide the nation from the public. Or maybe they conduct research in order to find a solution to the problem.

Bonus 1: In the end it's a group of nations who in secret manage to solve the problem.
Bonus 2: Before whatever incident caused this nations themselves couldn't have children.
Bonus 3: Humans becoming overly attached.

Re: Ensemble - Only nations can produce children.

(Anonymous) 2015-05-03 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch, seconded.
It could lead to very interesting places

UKUS GOD AU

(Anonymous) 2015-05-03 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur and Alfred are both gods and if they ever consummated their relationship they would bring death and end of mankind. So enter one-sides frustration!

Bonus: Arthur more like screw humanity and let's screw
Bonus: Alfred opposite wanting to keep humanity safe
Bonus: They can be together just not all way

Spain/Prussia -- Young and in Love

(Anonymous) 2015-05-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Something with Antonio and Gilbert, as teenagers, completely and utterly in love with one another, but they get older and find other people. And I want something touching on that former love in their modern time, when they're older and still friends, and maybe still a little in love with each other, but they're fine with what they have and comfortable with it.

+ Francis sees all (take that as you wish)
++ Both are happy in their current relationships (can be whoever you want)
+++ If the fill takes place in the summer

Nation A & Romano - CPR

(Anonymous) 2015-05-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason Romano is in dire need of CPR and it's up to nation A to save him. Happy ending is necessary.

Bonus 1: Nation A is Germany or Prussia
Bonus 2: Italy is there too
Bonus 3: Gen

Any/Any Homophobe falls for the same gender

(Anonymous) 2015-05-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What I'd like to see is an AU where Person A is homophobic, how it is displayed depends on the character author!anon picks I think?
Anyway, A works in an office/school/whatever and there comes a new employee, who has wife and kids and all and invites A over one day for whatever reason and A slowly starts crushing on him...
I'd like the issue of the wife and children not be overlooked please tho (and no resolution like "I always knew it... lets divorce and be happy" please?)

There are some characters that I DON't want to read about (not that I hate them but I lost interest for now!): America, England, Prussia, Japan, Canada and France. Also no Gerita for this one, they are my happy couple x.x!

Bonus 1: They first become best friends ouo

Bonus 2 (not really but): I really like the European characters, especially The Nordics, The Mediterranean countries and the tomato gang ouo.

I hope nothing was left unclear. Oh also I have nothing against Nyotalia! (I adore them girls)(and yes Person A and B can be girls too Ouo then it'd be a husband and children tho!) BUT no mixing of Nyotalia and the usual cast please.

FACE - Greek god AU with a twist

(Anonymous) 2015-05-06 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This is just an idea I get when reading another promt about the FACE family. All members of the FACE family are a god or a demi-god (descendant of a god), but the god each representing is unexpected comparing to their personalities. For example, France is Athena, America is Aphrodite, Canada is Mars, England is Hermes, etc. I want the characters keep their original personalities which lead other people to questioning why they can represent these gods when they are too different from the stereotypes.

Note: the FACE family can be an actual family or just friends. You don't have to use the examples in the story, it's just to let you know what I mean :).

Bonus:
- UkFr in this order
- Other nations are gods as well
- Long story (really optional, I'll be happy with even a micro fill)

mariage of convenience - FrancexGermany

(Anonymous) 2015-05-07 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
France and Germany get married out of convenience but they slowly start falling in love with each other.

Can be AU but it would be intersting to explore their historical relationship as the one they have in the EU now.

Deux par Deux [1/15]

(Anonymous) 2015-07-14 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is kind of all over the place, but hopefully it's what you were looking for.]

i. It is America, in all his golden candor, who sets things in motion.

“I mean,” he says, his eyebrows raised over black coffee, and he leans in closer to Germany, lips quirked into an unusually straight line like he knows he must be about to say something wrong, “you two are married, aren’t you?”

Germany wishes he was a marionette, wishes there was someone to pull his strings and whisk him out of the conference room, because in the embarrassingly long time it takes him to register exactly what’s just been said, Belgium and Hungary have each choked on their coffees in separate attempts to disguise their sputtering laughter and are each bent over themselves, heaving.

He means to ask what on Earth gives that impression, but he can’t even find the will to breathe, so he just stands, with what must be the world’s most incredulous expression of dumbfoundedness on his face.

America only looks slightly put out.

“So that’s a no?” he asks, and Belgium has to turn away to ask the Netherlands to slap her on the back.

“You seem tense,” France says later in the elevator. He stands too close to Germany, their elbows brushing. “America had the ladies in fits, but he couldn’t quite capture your graces. I suppose his humor doesn’t really suit you, hm?”

“He thought we were married,” Germany says.

The elevator hums in their silence, a quiet rocking as the floors tick by; and it feels so much smaller all of a sudden, the two of them pushed together between mirrored walls and floors, feeling the same crowded heat and breathing the same tight air. He can feel France think beside him, and in the gauzy reflection on the silver elevator doors, he knows he is being watched.

He glances to the side, and those dark, thoughtful eyes meet his.

“Hm,” France says.

The elevator purrs to a halt.

“Well,” France says.

The doors glide open.

“Aren’t we?” France says.

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German brothers + Italy, jealous Prussia can't deny Italy

(Anonymous) 2015-05-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I read an everyone->Germany doujin once where Prussia gets upset to the point of physical aggression over France and Austria trying to get even a small bit of Germany's attention, but can't bring himself to make a move against Italy when Italy starts getting clingy.

So, basically, that's what I want (only without the Germancest). Prussia wants some quality time with his baby brother, not that he'll say so in so many words, and gives anyone who interrupts that quality time the boot. Anyone, that is, except Italy, who he just adores too much to toss out or tell off.

Bonus: Romano-- who is around because he's also looking for quality brother time, though he's even less inclined than Prussia to admit it-- is the one other exception to Prussia's "everybody go away" decree.

Double bonus: Italy actually manages to read the atmosphere and leaves the brothers to their day together. Whether he also catches on to Romano's desire to spend time with him is up to you.

Russia/Poland - enemas

(Anonymous) 2015-05-08 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia gives Poland an enema. Non-con or dub-con preferred.

Smut's all right, but nothing anal besides the enema.

Norway/Iceland - major coddling

(Anonymous) 2015-05-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see Norway babying/pampering Iceland a little too much and Iceland being embarrassed and protesting at literally being treated like a child. It especially embarrasses him when Norway treats him like this in front of the other nordics or at world meetings.

This can be expanded up to age play, but how far it goes is up to the author. Smut is also welcomed, but only if incorporated with the kink... no gender-bending please

Bonus: after a while, Iceland finds himself liking the extra attention, but denies it

Re: Norway/Iceland - major coddling

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seriously seconded

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PruIta - Germany wants Prussia to give Italy what he can't

(Anonymous) 2015-05-09 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Germany finds out that Italy fantasizes about being taken rough and hard. Germany wants to be able to do this for him, but any time he tries, he has terrifying flashbacks to hurting Italy during WWII (either sexually or just physically). Italy's not scared of him, but Germany can't get past it.

Germany doesn't want to stand in the way of Italy's fantasy, so he brings in the only person who he trusts enough to do this for Italy - Prussia.

Bonus 1: using human names
Bonus 2: Prussia is really into the idea, but only after making sure both Italy and Germany are cool with it
Bonus 3: Germany watches the whole thing and loves it, and helps him get past his fear of hurting Italy. Up to you whether or not this becomes GerPruIta, but as long as Italy is getting plenty of loving I'm happy
Bonus 4: Prussia has at least one moment of being really gentle with Italy because he can't help himself

Re: PruIta - Germany wants Prussia to give Italy what he can't

(Anonymous) 2015-10-23 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Would LOVE to see this :)

Ireland - weight gain

(Anonymous) 2015-05-09 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
According to a recent study by the WHO, Ireland will be the fattest nation in Europe by 2030. Nations' reaction to this news plz.

The Bad Touch Trio - loosely based on the movie "Cruel Intentions"

(Anonymous) 2015-05-11 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Starring: The Bad Touch Trio as a three twisted Casanovas (aka Valmont). Enjoying their lives, breaking hearts here and there until they all meet their Annettes.

First bonus: no humour or crack.
Second bonus: Francis' Annette has to be Arthur, for Antonio and Gilbert I don’t really have a preference.

Iceland & England- Fish in the ass

(Anonymous) 2015-05-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
what Iceland and England bet on the loser doing after the Cod Wars

Possible filler

(Anonymous) 2016-08-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Can the bet be anything, I.E. the loser has to do something embarrassing in front of the whole world, or is it something specific?

Do you mind EngIce pairing? Do you mind smut? (I probably won't put it in there) I just want to know!

Any/Any - Age kink used as a 'education opportunity'

(Anonymous) 2015-05-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
The older character is extremely horny and trying to get off by themselves when the younger interrupts. Being a sexuap deviant himself, the older invites the other to participate, deciding that what other sex education would be better than sex with someone trusted, experienced, and that already has a strong bond with them? The younger one experiments with fingering, and eventually ends up penetrating the other.
Shota welcomed, but not necessarily required. The younger can be a teenager, but an early teenager if that makes sense. Like 14 or something. AUs welcomed, just ask. Preferably the two live together. Blood relation does not matter.

curious anon

(Anonymous) 2015-05-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm I don't know why but I really want to do this fill.... I'm thinking nation-verse still, and possibly Spamano? If that's not cool just let me know as well as any other pair you were gunning for.

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Denmark/Iceland/Norway - AU, Denmark asks both brothers out at once

(Anonymous) 2015-05-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No such thing as too many Nordic requests.

In a human AU where Norway practically raised Iceland (think Winchester bros from Supernatural - yes, about that level of codependency), Denmark decides that he would like to date them. Both of them. Because, he reasons in true Denmark-fashion, there will always be some part of Norway that belongs to Iceland and vice-versa. There is no one without the other. (So it's not because he really only wants to date one of them and thinks the other one is necessary to get him!)

Norway and Iceland are understandably apprehensive because they are brothers, but they try, because they do really care about Denmark. Happy ending please!

Very optional bonuses:
- It's actually a sort of Supernatural-ish AU, with monster hunting. Maybe creatures from Nordic mythology?
- Use other human names than is common!
- Unexpected supporting cast (if any). So no Sweden or Finland, but random people, like, say, Romano or India.

OP adds

(Anonymous) 2015-05-15 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, if you could make it work in canon, you can do that too! It's just that I think the taboo on incest wouldn't be as big among nations.

The Pumpkin Carver Incident 1 /??

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England becomes possessed by black magic

(Anonymous) 2015-05-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In order to save someone (one of the royals, his loved one or his people) England had to use so much magic that it completely consumes him.

Bonus - don't usually like pairings when it comes to England. But I have a soft spot for FrUK though.

potential athor!anon

(Anonymous) 2015-05-17 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Is OP alright with AU's? I'm thinking Cardverse (or at least a fantasy)
and Yes, FrUK will be in it ~<3

potential author!anon

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