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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Greece/Fem!Turkey/Random Male Country - Threesome

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Greece, Fem!Turkey and a random country having a threesome. That's pretty much it. It must be consensual, or at least dub-con. I'm okay with genderswapped countries.

Bonus 1: If fem!Turkey is named Efsun. It's the Turkish version of the beautiful Persian girl name Afsun, which means magic.
Bonus 2: If the other nation is Armenia, Iran or a Balkan country.

Re: Greece/Fem!Turkey/Random Male Country - Threesome

(Anonymous) 2015-03-31 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Greece/fem!Turkey/Armenia wouldn't be consensual, hell none of these pairings would

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any/any/any are lost on a cemetery

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I'd love it if it weren't a too common pairing like Us/Uk Spamano Fruk Prucan etc. or overly requested characters (England, America mostly)

The title says most. Could(just choose what floats your boat) contain: Rain, a mausoleum(like taking shelter in it), creepy stuff or humorous I don't care and well smut ouo a very old yew tree

Bonus 1: It involves at least a character from the Nordics and/or the tomato gang.

Bonus 2: No seme and uke stuff. Wait. This is actually really important to me.

I guess you can do it in an AU also.

Darkness and Death

(Anonymous) 2015-03-03 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That title is really metal. The story itself is mostly silly and does not in any way live up to the title. Anyway, if I understood the prompt correctly, the OP was asking for three characters and I went with Norway (Lukas), Belgium (Emma), and Canada (Matthew). The scenario is that it's a human AU, that they are on a classtrip and snuck out to go to the cemetery at night for who knows what reason.

It ended up being basically not shippy at all but I couldn't find a way to include it. I'm very sorry. I hope you enjoy it despite that.


“We are so definitely those stupid teenagers in a horror movie, aren't we?”

“It's what we get for being in high school.”

Lukas sighed and looked around the cemetery. Not that he could see very much: It was nighttime and the only light around came from the dim flashlight in Emma's hands which was currently pointed elsewhere. It didn't matter much, though. If this part of the graveyard was any bit like the rest, there would only be headstone after headstone, nothing really new for the brain to take in. Even so, Lukas would prefer being able to see, if just so he wouldn't stumble. He might not get hurt but tripping over a grave didn't seem to be quite the respectful behavior these places generally demanded.

“Hey, do any of you have another flashlight? I think mine will probably go out soon, and if that happens we're screwed!” asked Emma.

“I wonder when the next ax murderer will show up.”

“Aw, shut it, Lukas! I've got a flashlight, yeah. It's pretty weak but better than nothing,” said Matthew.

“Just how large is this graveyard anyway? Why are there so many dead people?” Emma complained, her high voice unpleasantly sharp in the dark. It was a smothering silence all around. Every sound seemed so much louder than usually.

“Well, it's the kind of thing that just keeps growing larger, isn't it? I mean, they can't exactly just get rid of old graves, and new people keep dying, so in the long run it'd become a real maze. Hm, although I guess people manage to find their way around just fine by daytime.” Matthew stopped walking, seemingly in thought, before he picked up an even faster pace than before. “Hey Lukas, do you know if they ever do stuff like throw out the coffins or what not of people who died a few centuries ago and whom no one ever visits and who have probably already completely rotted away and then bury other people in those spots? Kinda like grave recycling?”

“How would I know?” He raised an eyebrow. It was an interesting thought, though. It sounded like something you might make a lot of money with. 'Smart Graves – Throw out the old, get in the new! The economically intelligent funerals!' Or something like that.

“Get yours now!” He completed the stupid slogan out loud, causing quizzical looks by both Matthew and Emma, though neither chose to comment on it.

They kept walking for a while longer and eventually Emma's flashlight did indeed go out. Lukas used the time just standing around whilst Matthew tried retrieving his own one from the depths of his backpack to take a more detailed look around. His eyes were slowly growing accustomed to the dark and by now he was able to make out specific silhouettes with ease. A particularly large one in the distance especially caught his interest. Throwing a quick glance to the arguing duo behind him, he quickly took off in that direction.

“Three!” Emma said with emphasis.

“I know.” Matthew looked to the ground in shame.

“Three, Mattie! Three pairs of socks, and no damn flashlight! What did you expect we'd do when you packed this thing?”

“It has to be in here, though! Maybe we missed it?”

“We were pretty thorough. Half your stuff fell out already,” she argued back, grabbing a handful of things from the damp grass and shoving them back into Matthew's backpack.

“I know I packed it, I definitely did, I-ah!”

Emma looked up from gathering some coins that had fallen out of Mattie's bag to where he had suddenly frozen in his motion.

What? Did you find it?” She barely dared to hope.

“No.” Seems like hoping would have been in vain anyways. “But I just remembered I have something else we can use!”

“What is it?”

Matthew reached into the pocket of his jacket and pulled out his keys.

“This keychain,” he showed her the one he meant, “works like a flashlight!”

A big smile lit up Emma's face and she yanked the keys out of Mattie's hands enthusiastically.

“That's awesome!” She pushed the small button on top of the mini flashlight to turn it on. “That's awesome! That's awesome! That's a-” She halted, staring at the teeny-tiny beam of light, which barely even reached the floor from where she was sitting. “...wesome. What is this.”

“Oh, uhm. Sorry, it's not very bright,” Matthew said, embarrassed.

“You don't say.”

Emma glared at the little thing before finally shrugging.

“It's still something,” she said with a sigh.

Matthew smiled, relieved, and started picking the rest of his belongings up from the ground. Emma absentmindedly put the coins still in her hand into her jacket and shone the light around the place where they had stopped.

“I wonder how far we came?” She noticed that all of sudden her voice seemed too loud again. The two of them had all but forgotten about their situation while bickering but now the smothering silence and the darkness were back full-force. It was scary.

“Hard to say,” Matthew replied, slinging his now repacked bag over his shoulder. “I really hope we'll find our way out soon, though.”

He hadn't seemed very impressed by the whole thing so far, but now that the eerie silence was back he did sound a bit nervous. The fact that all the tiny flashlight seemed to accomplish was casting frightening shadows and Lukas' earlier talk about ax murderers probably didn't help.

“Let's get going again.”

Thus, they continued their search of the exit. As they walked in silence, huddled closely together so they wouldn't lose each other in the near darkness, the minutes felt like hours and Emma grew more and more nervous. She didn't want to spend the night on the cemetery. No one would be able to pick them up, no one would be able to come to the rescue. Neither of them had brought their phone -teacher's order, because those would “get in the way of bonding with your classmates!”- and being the stupid horror movie protagonists they no doubt were, they hadn't told anyone where they were going. The most worrying aspect of staying out here was probably the cold, though Emma herself was mostly just scared of monsters and evil killers, and then there was the fact that-

“We're walking in a circle!”

“In a circle? Are you sure?” Matthew asked in shock.

“Yep! This is probably the third time I've seen this headstone! Argh, why isn't this place more organized? It's impossible to walk in a straight line!”

Matthew ignored her outburst and leaned forward to take a closer look at the headstone she had pointed to. “How come you recognize it?”

“Oh?” Emma turned around and joined him in staring at the old marble.

“I memorized the name, it kinda stood out to me.”

“Some kind of...Elizabeth...how do you pronounce the surname?”

“I don't know. That's what I found so striking, actually.”

“Hello there!”

They both screamed in pure and utter terror at the sudden sound of a third voice. Matthew was the first to calm down and realize who exactly was standing there.

“It's just Lukas!” he exclaimed towards a still panicked Emma. She blinked a few times, taking in their friend's surprised face and gradually started to calm down as well.

“Oh, right,” she said once she had more or less caught her breath. “I didn't even notice he was missing!”

“Me neither.”

“...thank you?” Lukas said, staring at the two of them in disbelief. Eventually he just shook his head.

“But it's a good thing you found us again!” Emma exclaimed. “How did you do that?”

“You guys are being way too loud. Besides, you two are the only light source around. Though that is one tiny flashlight.”

“I know, right?” Emma clanked Matthew's keys a little.

“Uh, guys?” Matthew suddenly said, interrupting their musing about the suckiness of the light. “Is it just me or is it really starting to rain?”

It wasn't just Matthew. Drop after drop fell from the sky down onto their heads, first slow and soft, then increasingly more and faster. Matthew tried to shield his glasses as much as possible.

“Dammit, why didn't you have an umbrella in your backpack! You have everything in there!” Emma yelled at him.

“That's good, actually,” Lukas said.


“Yes, because I found something over there,” he explained, pointing vaguely into the direction of the large silhouette that had caught his attention before.

“What is it?”

“A mausoleum.”

“Ooh, creepy.”

“Yeah, but we can take shelter in it.”

Before Emma could say something back, Matthew yelled “I'm all for it” and started walking to where Lukas was pointing. However, thanks to the darkness and the fact that his glasses were pretty much impossible to see through by this point, he actually did what Lukas had been managing to avoid and fell over a headstone.

Luckily, it turned out the only thing that had gotten hurt in the fall was Mattie's dignity, and as such the trio went over to the large building together without further incident. Even luckier, it was open and soon, they were huddled to a free wall, freezing in their wet jackets but at least safe from the rain. There was no light switch, or if there was they hadn't found it, so the tiny flashlight was placed between them, enabling them to see at least a little bit. Now Emma was searching through Matthew's backpack hoping for food.

“He has everything in there, Lukas, you should've seen it!”


“Yeah, like a tennis ball, a book with trashy romantic poems, and three pairs of socks!”

“You saw the book?!” Matthew exclaimed, blushing.

“Hm? Yeah, my brother has the same one.”

“Why socks?” Lukas asked.

Matthew blushed even harder under his friend's questioning look.

“For important reasons!”

“Which are?”

“It's a secret!” he turned away, opting to ignore the two of them.

“Uh-huh, and a greasy hairbrush, too, and plenty of batteries, and...”

“If he has batteries, why didn't you just use those for your flashlight?” Lukas interrupted.

Emma and Matthew looked at him like he had just explained the meaning of life to them. They quickly tried it out and indeed, the flashlight worked, which prompted an episode of them loudly complaining about their own stupidity while Lukas watched them with the most smug grin he could manage.

Once that had passed, Emma went back to searching for food, eventually finding an apple packed in a small plastic bag, Matthew toyed with his key chain, and Lukas took the book of “trashy romantic poems” and began reading intently. It was almost nice, if it weren't for the creeping cold and how tired they all were.

“Would anyone mind checking if it's still raining?” Emma asked lazily, chewing on the remains of her second apple. No one moved for a while but eventually Lukas was the one who got up and walked towards the door. He came back after about a minute.

“It stopped, as far as I can tell. I also found this-” he held up some kind of paper, “-over there!”

The other two stood up as well now to take a closer look. Emma pointed her flashlight at it.

“Is it a map?” Matthew asked.

“I think so,” Lukas replied. “Probably of the cemetery. We might find the exit with this!”

Matthew breathed a sigh of relied but Emma frowned.

“What is this, a zoo? Why is there a map?”

“I guess to help people find their loved one's graves faster, since it's such a large cemetery?” Lukas offered.

Emma didn't seem convinced. “Sounds kinda morbid to me.”

“Whatever, it means we can get out of here, who cares!”

That did manage to convince her and so the trio packed up their stuff and walked towards the door.

“I guess we'll have to go north now,” Lukas, who was holding the map, told them.

“I don't know where that is, though.”

He rolled his eyes. “We can also orient ourselves with the buildings. We're in the mausoleum and apparently it's a straight line from the front of it to the exit.”

Now, with renewed hope, they took off, carefully watching their surroundings to avoid walking in a circle, or even a curve again. Lukas held the map and used Mattie's flashlight to read it, Emma illuminated the way with her flashlight. Matthew was unofficially on guard duty to protect the group from evil. The walk still seemed long, thanks to the tense silence and the almost unbearable cold, but after about ten awful, drawn-out minutes, they did indeed reach the front gate.

Now that they knew where they were again, it was easy. They quickly found a nearby gas station that was still open and the clerk allowed them to call their teacher from there. It was embarrassing and a little bit scary to have to do, but being alone with an angry teacher was still better than being on the cemetery, surrounded only by death and any potential ax murderers that might be out there.

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Greece/Fem!Turkey - Road Trip

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Heracles Karpusi and Efsun Adnan go on a road trip across America, human AU.

Bonus: Turkey makes fun of Greece's last name (''karp(o)uz(i)'' means watermelon in Greek and Turkish.)

S. Italy/Fem!Greece - South Italy draws Greece naked

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The title says it all.

Greece/Fem!Turkey - Turkey doesn't know what she feels about Greece, human AU

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Fem!Turkey feels weird around Greece. She is in love, but she's so afraid of making a fool of herself, so though she wants to approach him, she avoids him like the plague. She thinks she's not good enough for him, or anyone at all. She's desperately trying to push her feelings down and get him out of her mind, it's so uncomfortable.

Shortly, she's suffering from inferiority complex and a lack of self-worth. She needs help.

Russia/Any - Sex slavery + amputation

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia turns another nation into a sex toy, (for himself or to sell) first having their limbs removed or shortened to stumps.

Any other body modifications can be included, but amputation is a must.

I would prefer the other character to not be America, China, Prussia or any of the Baltics (but fem!Prussia or fem!Lithuania would be okay)

Any/Sweden - helping him get some rest

(Anonymous) 2015-02-26 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The update with Sweden falling asleep over two coffees is so cute to me! I'd love to see someone catching him that tired and intervening to make sure he gets to rest, just keeping him home for about a week without any meetings or stress. Do they tuck him in? Keep the curtains shut? Take over some of his paperwork?

The fluffier and sweeter, the better! I'd prefer no smut because... he needs to sleep. Gen or shipping is fine, though, and it could be more than one person helping out if you want!

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America/any, "the Beautiful" part is literal

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Since he was a colony, America has had the ability to make people like him. Maybe he concentrates on something, or says something, but for a few minutes or half an hour, people (and nations) seem to agree with anything he says and want to be around him.

What he was doing was making himself so beautiful and charismatic nobody could resist, but America doesn't realize that. He hasn't used it in recent years because as a superpower (and a hero!) he feels obligated to make people like his ideas because they're awesome, not because of some weird power.

But after a bad meeting/week/weekend America decides to use his power during a world meeting, and make everybody stop criticizing his (totally awesome) ideas. Unfortunately, he can't figure out how to turn it off, because it usually fades within an hour.

Cue catastrophe. This could go in a silly or serious/dark route, anon's choice.

1) Nation(s) of your choice are immune to this power, and cannot for the life of them figure out why everybody is suddenly desperate for America.
2) Some really awful pick-ups lines/flirting attempts.
3) America keeps finding the most ridiculous hiding places.

Re: America/any, "the Beautiful" part is literal

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Lol yes this would be so funny...

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Persuasion [Part 2/?]

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America + Cuba: Slave State

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's no secret that Cuba and America have a rough history and don't get along. But Cuba actually has legitimate reasons to, well, dislike him. There were several times throughout history that America had tried to acquire Cuba or force American political influence on Cuba.

The particular one I'm interested in is that prior to the American Civil War, there were people who wanted to take Cuba from Spain as a slave state, because of
1.) the money from plantations, and
2.) more representation from slave states in the government, giving them more of an advantage on the boiling issue of slavery.

I'd like to see something along the lines of America and Cuba interacting over this. I don't care if you get historical about it or the topic comes up in modern day and America runs away from a ready-to-strangle-him Cuba. I would love either scenario. If you can throw Spain into the mix, all the better. All I ask is no mention of pairings (especially CubaxAmerica - it may be rare, but it exists, and would defeat the purpose of this).

Romano, Germany - ''You have a brother, you would do the same thing"

(Anonymous) 2015-02-28 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Second time is a charm
Romano has to make some sort of sacrifice for his brother and Germany finds out (Vene doesn't).

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Spamano: Gentle Fluff

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
So, Anon recently found a horrifying Spamano comic that involved rape, abuse, and psychological torment. As such, I'm requesting a fluffy Spamano.

The characters are in a relationship, but it's clear they care about one another. This should be touched upon before AND after smut. I'd prefer the smut itself to be their first time together, but it's fine if it's not. Either way, I want them to be aware of the other's comfort and concerns, and ready to take a break if the other needs it (this can be knocking it off for a few minutes or stopping altogether). I'd prefer the one who needs the break to be Romano, and Spain is nice about it and possibly affectionate. Of course, this is also writer!anon's choice.

Overall, I just want fluff in an equal and caring relationship.

Please no "I say one thing but mean another" during sex. I don't want Romano saying no when he really wants to keep going. Plus, that'd be confusing.

Bonus: Tone down Romano's attitude (or at least have him have his ways of showing affection.)
Bonus: Spain's not a totally cheerful airhead (but I still want him to be respectful towards Romano).

Re: Spamano: Gentle Fluff

(Anonymous) 2015-03-10 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded, but that comic... 👀

Failed Brothers Trio - It's a matter of pride

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to see more of the Failed Brothers Trio (Denmark, Prussia and England). I'd also love to read a story about them boasting about how "big" their brothers are. However, this turns into a competition, and each of the 3 nations start on a quest to find out how big Sweden, Germany, and America's packages really are. Antics ensure, but through it all Sweden, America and Germany remain oblivious. Whether other nations find out is up to the writer.

Bonus 1: Denmark tries to pry the information out of Finland (sorry, OP's a hardcore Sufin shipper)

Bonus 2: England's other brothers find out, and wonder why England didn't ask for their measurements.

Bonus 3: Sealand tries to ask America and/or Sweden how big they are, since he had overheard so many other nations talking about it.

Re: Failed Brothers Trio - It's a matter of pride

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SECONDED. This sounds hilarious XD

Greece + Turkey: Garlic

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
My LA teacher grew up in a Greek family, and told us that garlic to a Greek man is so attractive (in the kitchen) that he'll want to marry you. Clearly this is an exaggeration, but let's roll with it.

For whatever reason, Greece smells garlic around Turkey. Or maybe Turkey has garlic. Maybe Turkey's near the kitchen and something with garlic is cooking nearby. Greece is mortified by this, but can't help his attraction to garlic, so he tries to make an unwilling Turkey marry him all the while hating it himself, but still - the garlic.

This is purely for humor and I'd actually like them to keep their rivalry instead of starting a romance. You can go all the way and make them get married, but neither really wants to, and Turkey fights it like it'll mean death otherwise.

Re: Greece + Turkey: Garlic

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Seconded so hard

Russia/Any Removable Heart

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Just rewatched big hero 6, and for some reason the scene where baymax's chip gets removed and he loses control reminded me of Russia and the whole heart-falling-out thing (maybe it's placement).

So what I would like to see is someone finding out that when Russia's 'heart' comes out (Doesn't have to be his literal heart, if you can't work it out like that) he become a completely different person. Whether this person is cruel, obedient, whatever. And they use it to their advantage, hurting all of/most of his close friends (in the process, or as the end-goal). Someone has to comfort Russia afterwards, telling him that it's not his fault.

I don't care who anyone (other than Russia) is, and don't care if this is canonverse or not. (Thought it would probs work better in an au)

Bonus bus: Russia was formerly/still is a very peaceful/pacifist type of person
And/or: There are permanent negative effects. ex: Someone still flinching at him, months or years afterwards

FrUK - UST and lots of it

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
From the beginning of their shared history when France and England want to have sex they get interrupted by someone or something every. single. time.
So, despite what other nations think, Arthur and Francis have never slept with each other. Until 8 April 1904.

England/America Prince and Me

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Prince Arthur Kirkland is an alpha an heir to the British royal family. So when he announces he is dating American celebrity omega Alfred Jones enter media frenzy!

B1: Alfred plays Captain America in the Marvel film universe
B2: Arthur in his punk days during his youth
B3: Arguing about America Revolution

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America/Fem!Any | Size queen

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it says on the tin, lady nation A, no real preference on who, very much likes her men large and in charge. Who better fits such a description than America himself? America is initially unaware of his partner's kink until they begin to actually make it known. Either through dirty talk or explicitly stating that they'd like to see his huge schlong.

Bonus: America is, in fact, quite big when compared to his partner.
Bonus 2: Dirty talking
Bonus 3: the use of condoms

UkrainexRussia || Pegging

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ukraine is, quite obviously, fed up with her brother's recent behavior towards her and others. And so after leaving the peace talk table, she immediately takes him aside and proceeds to dominate the shit out of him.

Bonus: he cums while being fucked in the ass.
Bonus 2: Rope and chain are used somewhere.

Re: UkrainexRussia || Pegging

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Any/Any - Single Ladies songfic

(Anonymous) 2015-03-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A fic based on the song Single Ladies by Beyoncé. The rest is up to the author.

Rome, Ensemble - The Roman Empire

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
So I had this (language) history class recently, and the lecturer was telling us how the Roman Empire expanded like crazy across Europe, wiping out old civilizations and replacing them with their own culture and language in the process, resulting in the modern day Romance nations.

I'm interested in an exploration of this topic in the Hetalia sense. Did Rome know these ancient nations before he invaded them? How did he feel, killing off those nations and having little child nations pop up in their place (France, Spain, etc)? Does he look at them, see those dead nations in them and feel guilt, or does he accept it as simply being the way of the world? Alternately, if the personifications of the Romance nations already existed before Rome conquered them, how did they react to Rome killing off their parents/siblings?

Bonus: chibi!Romance!nations cuteness to balance out a potentially dark/angsty topic
Bonus 2: It goes both ways - an exploration of what the young Romance nations think of Rome and the Empire

Norway/Any-multiple: Gangbang

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
(Consensual) gangbang on Norway. Any kink but the bloody/gory ones are fine, the more of them the better. I would like if Iceland or Denmark were included, but other than that any nations you include I would prefer not to be Nordics. Germany, America, Netherlands, S. Italy, maybe... but anyone's cool. Just lookin' for porn here, man. B)
Bonus: some kind of humiliation/dirty talk/name calling kink is really prevalent
Bonus: orgasm denial and begging
Bonus: it was all Norway's idea.

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Author of the Nordic 5 not-so-filthy gangbang on page five wholeheartedly seconds this. And wishes she could write it.

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FrUs-- Sickly Sweet

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
FrUs is ally just ughhhh guys. I love it. I'm requesting France and America in an established relationship with all the cute, doting loving things and it's going great for them- just not so much everyone else. People get annoyed with them pretty quickly when they're around because they're so so sweet and cute. Happy endings though !

Bonus: Smut
Bonus 2: PrUk ❤️.❤️

Spamano - Tourner Dans Le Vide/Derniere Danse Songfic

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I was listening to this song, Tourner Dans Le Vide by Indila on YouTube while reading a Spamano fic and I thought that this guy described in the first part could be Antonio and the girl -who is Indila- could be Lovino. I added Derniere Danse because two songs seem sort of... connected. Like she's on the way to the party in Tourner Dans Le Vide in Derniere Danse. So, that's it. Oh, and don't make Francis one of those snobs who laugh at Indila at the party.

Any(/Any) - They're happy

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So, this nation is out in somewhere with clean, fresh air, most preferably nature. Something really good happened, it can be their love life, their dreams, something they love like cats or Greeks, anything. They're so happy they go around all giggling and laughing and their faces ache from smiling. They sit by a tree and inhale the fresh air -because there's nothing like breating in cold, fresh air when you're happy- and lay in the grass and watch the clouds and stars whole day. They have no worries and they're just so happy.

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America, Ensemble - Everyone Else Sees Lincoln's Ghost

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Lots of residents of and visitors to the White House have claimed to see the ghost of Abraham Lincoln (including, famously, Winston Churchill just after getting out of the bath). A fair number of nations are among them- but when they mention the sightings to America, he gets uncharacteristically tight-lipped. Of course, America usually just doesn't like ghosts, so the other nations shrug it off.

The truth is the whole situation is very upsetting to America. He stayed in to nap on the night of the assassination and never really said a proper good-bye, but he's never seen the ghost or felt its presence. Why does everyone else get to see him and not the nation he mattered to the most?

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I'll have a completed fill posted later tonight!

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